To tax, or to audit, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to shuffle
The earnings and assets of outrageous fortunes;
Or to cross arms against the Revenue's muddles,
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The rainfall in Cornwall's always impressive.
Unless you've a wetsuit it's rather depressive.
First stop's the surf shop with Nickey and Jo
To be covered in rubber from titty to toe.
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Sophie Maher
Has lovely hair
But wires all over her teeth
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