This American manhood,
Aren't we just the toast of the earth
With our muscular SUVs
And SuperDuty trucks,
How formidable with our Sequoias
And Rams & Expeditions,
Our testicles hang clear to our knees!
KingCab & Hummer,
A thirty-four-foot fifth wheel!
Don't mess with America
And her gritty-jowled leathernecks,
Finesse is flaky flowerpower-
Better left to Belgium & Thailand,
Now get outta my way