My coffee cup
Lives with the guy next door
While he's making coffee
I go out to explore
...
A Canadian goose was on the loose.
Every day he would say as he'd fly
High in the sky, ' Look at me, look at me,
I'm free, I'm free! '
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Your plan to destroy
Started out slow.
I was your first victim,
But you didn't know
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It was not my imagination
This communication vibration
Helping me see my situation
To follow through the regulation
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I'm driving down the freeway
Abiding by the law
Soon I hear a truck behind me
Biggest thing I ever saw!
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Going somewhere?
Have to fly to get there?
Where are your thoughts
As you look out the window
...
Once upon a time, down through history,
The cause of divorce was a 'He' or 'She'.
It's a different story now,
One that's hard to tell, but the culprit has a name
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Are you confused as to who you are?
You're just not sure what gender to be.
I'll give you a clue, look in the mirror,
What body parts do you see?
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I have all of these zucchini
What am I suppose to do?
I could fry them or make bread
Better yet, cook in a stew.
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As we sit here and dine,
The candles are lit,
With two glasses of wine,
And your humorous wit,
...