Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

41. American Toad - Lincoln Park Zoo 12/8/2015
42. Anana - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/9/2013
43. Anana On Vacation 3/20/2015
44. Anana The Star - Lincoln Park Zoo 8/31/2013
45. Anana, Diving Diva - Lincoln Park Zoo 11/6/2013
46. Anana's Sweet 16 - Lincoln Park Zoo 12/30/2015
47. Anatomy Of Salary 5/11/2014
48. Andean Bear - Lincoln Park Zoo 11/27/2013
49. Andy Griffith 3/1/2013
50. Andy 'W' 2/19/2013
51. Andy's Soups 2/13/2013
52. Angel 3/14/2013
53. Angel At Home 9/2/2015
54. Anger Resolver 10/29/2007
55. Animal Training - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/24/2014
56. Anna Jarvis 5/29/2015
57. Anne Frank 9/2/2013
58. Annette Funicello 9/10/2013
59. Anniversary Gifts 7/18/2009
60. Annual Molt - Lincoln Park Zoo 11/28/2016
61. Antlers Away - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/3/2015
62. Any Means 2/13/2008
63. April First Fools' Day Joke 4/18/2015
64. Arapaima 9/18/2013
65. Arc Of One 11/23/2013
66. Arctic Gardener 6/3/2016
67. Aruba Island Rattlesnake - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/19/2016
68. As Is 10/27/2007
69. Asian Lady Beetle 10/13/2013
70. Asian Otter - Lincoln Park Zoo 2/22/2015
71. Asteroid Bound Dawn 8/10/2014
72. Avocado Plays The Field 8/25/2014
73. Awesome Eyeball - Lincoln Park Zoo 5/25/2016
74. Axolotl 4/10/2014
75. Axolotl Going 11/4/2016
76. Aysan - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/9/2016
77. Azizi - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/14/2013
78. B Ball Back Board 4/13/2015
79. B.S. Up And Down 2/23/2013
80. B.S.A. 6/2/2013
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Jesus R.I.P.

A Roman emperor proclaimed
Where was Jesus' burial site.
The emperor's mother had named
The location, so 'twas deemed right.
Upon the site, a church was built -
Church of the Holy Sepulchre.
Christians went for the spot full tilt.
'Twas a leap of faith to be sure.
Inquiring minds still want to know.

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