The two of us take a long walk.
I kind of know what's on your mind.
You feel it's time to have that talk
Of now cutting the ties that bind.
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I'd died and gone to heaven high.
The shock had not worn off me yet.
What choice was there but to comply?
I sure could use a cigarette.
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I am a cute red panda who
The humans love to see this 'red'
Here at home in Lincoln Park Zoo.
Lots of 'oohs' and 'aahs' be said
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Whiskers, whiskers - I got a bunch,
As any harbor seal has got.
Whiskers help us to find some lunch -
Seafood, fish and crabs and whatnot,
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Since early in life we are taught
That hell is awful time and place.
If sinners go there, then there ought
Be going most the human race.
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Sloth, Luigi, decides to do
A water cooler hanging out
Here at home in Lincoln Park Zoo.
Luigi's got a thirst no doubt.
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'Selfie' is the word of the year,
The year two thousand and thirteen.
Self taken pic - oops missed an ear,
For the social media scene.
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The bell did ring and school was out.
I needed to relax a bit.
A cigarette would help no doubt.
Behind the building up I lit.
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I am a vampire in love with
A human who does not love me,
And thinks that I am just a myth,
Claiming a vampire I do be.
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King Solomon was said to fly
On a carpet around the world.
Sixty miles long and wide, sent high
Upon the winds, It's silks unfurled.
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