Arctic terns try to avoid man,
Migrating yearly pole to pole,
Flying on high o'er oceans span,
Maintaining air traffic control.
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Alex Karras, as a young kid
Did join the high school football team,
So older brother, Teddy, did
Not further smack his self esteem,
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Sunday, Father Ed called in sick,
And went out to play golf instead.
A course far from home he did pick
Where no one would know Father Ed.
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Ellsworth Soares, a U.S. G.I.
Came back home after World War II,
But not a college kind of guy,
The G.I. Bill he did not do.
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I am Burma, a gibbon girl,
Swinging at the Lincoln Park Zoo.
Caruso sets my heart awhirl.
He's my dear hubby, showoff true.
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Erosion goes on underground,
Water eating away the stone.
It's nature's thing and all around.
But when and where - not often known.
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I am Bejookee, puma queen
Of the realm of Lincoln Park Zoo.
From my ledge, I take in the scene.
If you're nearby, I'm watching you.
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The black crowned night heron - now that's
A mouthful for humans to say.
We like to live in wetland flats.
Lincoln Park Zoo - great place to stay.
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The Constitution be upheld,
As written centuries ago.
Some amendments did get indwelled,
But nothing recent - doncha know!
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A white faced saki monkey - me.
While I'm at the Lincoln Park Zoo,
Most in South America be.
But I'm a guest here - just for you.
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