Ima Ryma Poems

Einstein 'splained relativity
Of time, using two points of view
Of two guys - one standing near be
A moving train. The other who
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Both Demmies and Repubbies talk,
Blaming each other for their mess,
Spewing hot air, crock after crock,
Full of (you give it your best guess.)
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A guy shops to buy a new suit.
The salesman says, 'Try this one on.'
The guy agrees it is a beaut.
So the suit he proceeds to don.
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No more the American Dream
For children of U.S.A.
Education has turned to scheme
To buy kids' minds this or that way.
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Just passing by, I saw the light,
And sure enough, there full of sheet,
A mothing mother caught my sight.
So, what the heck! - give him a treat.
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I went from forest to the mill,
Extracted, dried and flattened out,
Shaped and sized so some stuff could fill
Inside of me and shipped about.
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Phyllis Diller - you have been booked
At the Pearly Gates with Bob Hope.
You will have all the angels hooked -
Heaven's kooky kaleidoscope,
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Grover Cleveland, the President,
Oscar Folsom from Buffalo,
As law partners and friends, they spent
Shared pastimes in wild oats to sow.
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A duck was chatting with a bull,
'You see that tree? I wanna go'
'To the top, but my bod is full'
'Of such fatigue, so I don't know.'
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Julia Child made French cuisine
For all a common sense food fun.
Charm cheffing forth on page and screen,
Taste medium, rare and well done.
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