We are penguins with the lifestyle
Of being well dressed up gay males,
Occurs in nature once a while,
Odd match with matched white tie and tails.
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I am called a leaf frog - guess why!
Yep - cuz I blend in like a leaf,
Waiting for a snack to come by,
To my delight, to the snack's grief.
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Hey there, mirror, mirror on the wall,
This cute gorilla girl does ask
Who is the fairest of them all?
I'll get closer to ease your task.
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An avocado like me does
Rely on bugs that fly about,
To take a shot at me, becuz
They pollinate so I can sprout
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It started with a single kill
Of throne heir Archduke Ferdinand
Of Austria, causing ill will
With Serbia, cuz understand
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I am the Pallas' cat. Behold
Unique me at Lincoln Park Zoo.
My kind are 12 million years old.
We have survived the eons through,
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So much for a piglet to do,
Many human crowds to delight
At Lincoln Park Farm in the Zoo.
But Mama keeps me in her sight.
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How do I love thee - let me think.
I'm bananas for you a bunch.
Your mango sweetness peeled I drink,
Till drunk upon your passion punch.
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There is a new terrorist attack -
Ebolaizing the mindset,
With media on the fast track
To sell the public fear and fret.
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