Do a good deed and give some cash
To a charity thought worthwhile,
And just that single do good splash
Will bring a flood in request pile.
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The lion once did rule as king.
When humans were just starting out,
Lions upon humans could bring
A lot of fear and hurt no doubt!
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If o'er the last two hundred years,
The world's resources spent on wars,
In which no body profiteers,
Instead were spent finding cures for
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Humans have given 'golden' to
Name some animals that are gold.
Just found, the golden bat is new.
Gold snakes have been known since times old.
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Modern capital punishment,
Injecting lethal drugs into
The baddies are now too frequent
All botched up and messy to do.
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John Smithson was born illegit.
English nobility did sire.
But John got wealth and lots of it,
And bad mouthed the British empire.
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I am Daxin, the birthday boy.
Mom did birth me a year ago,
A creme colored bundle of joy.
I'm now mostly black - whaddya know!
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Improv comedy can oft mask
Tremendous sadness found inside.
Two zanies did perfect the task.
Jonathan Winters was the guide
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1969 - in July,
The 20th to be exact,
I was looking up in the sky
To see if news I'd heard was fact.
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A baby klipspringer am I.
Means 'rock jumper' in Africaan.
Of antelope, we're the small fry.
We don't get bigger than a swan.
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