Ima Ryma Poems

I am Minnie, the fennec fox,
And found at the Lincoln Park Zoo.
My habitat has sand and rocks.
I have my fav'rite rock - I do,
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Once, a great albino sperm whale
Swam the ocean off Mocha Isle.
From round the world, whalers set sail
For such a prize that did beguile.
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Sponge Bob blew out a great big sneeze.
All of Bikini Bottom shook.
Pet snail, Gary, meowed, 'Golly! Geez! '
And gave Sponge Bob a puzzled look.
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First time ever, Chicago Cubs
Get a Cubs official mascot.
Hope tiz not one of hiring flubs
That's kept a World Series win - not.
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Dating gender neutrality,
Problematic when face to face.
So solve this by technology.
An avatar can take the place
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Mr. Blyth's Hornbill is my name.
Named after some zoologist
Who wanted class bird claim to fame,
Typical human egotist.
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I am called a dwarf crocodile.
At times my mouth is open wide.
It's really not so much a smile,
As for cooling off my inside.
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'Welcome to my mobile parlor, '
Did say the spider to the fly,
Then did something quite bizarre, sure,
Slung out its web into the sky.
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The Cosmic Web, its strands stretch 'tween
The universe voids, light years wide.
Earth astronomers now have seen
Glimpse of the Web and verified
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'Omaha' - a quarterback yell,
An audible to change the play.
Rest of the team is s'posed to gel,
And do the down another way.
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