Ima Ryma Poems

P.c. police say he and she
And him and her and hers and his,
As part of lingo should not be,
Cuz gender bias such use is.
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I don't remember much about
Two years ago when Mom announced
It was time for me to pop out.
So sixty pounds of me sure bounced,
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Denali, great one, once again.
Mountain once named Mount McKinley,
Because of politics of men.
Native Alaskan as should be
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A gal, I'm on the Dating game
To pick from three contestant guys.
Who has the best voice is my aim,
More important than looks or size.
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Lioness sisters, we turned two,
And had a fun birthday party,
Here home at the Lincoln Park Zoo,
Where any age is fun to be.
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Homo erectus - early man
Had dental issues to evolve,
From fangs to dainty teeth - the plan.
But gnawing raw meat - how to solve.
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A green tree python - that is me.
Find me in the Lincoln Park Zoo.
In the Small Reptile House I be
'Tween a couple of lizards two.
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This here horse is a horse of course,
And a stallion importantly.
But I'm stuck with mean Missus horse
For breeding purposes to be.
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Boudicca, widow warrior queen
Of a proud ancient Britain land,
Sought to drive Romans from the scene,
Attacked old London, Roman manned.
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The child was born into a land
At the wrong time and the wrong place.
The child too young to understand
The evil in the human race.
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