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Why English Is Hard To Learn

We'll begin with box; the plural is boxes;
But the plural of ox is oxen, not oxes,
One fowl is a goose, and two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose is never called meese.

What Is A Cat

A cat is a special gift from God
just a simple ball of fur
who will let you know he's happy
when he thanks you with his purr

A Stray Cat

I've often wondered to myself
what causes cats to stray;
are they fleeing from a cruel life
and trying to run away?

Death Be Not Proud

A loved one dies, a wake is held, and friends all euologize
They try to tell you death can be a blessing in disguise
They say it's probably for the best, that this is their belief
They offer you their sympathy, to try and ease your grief

A Cat's Prayer

Thank you, God, for harvest-time,
For milk, for meat, for fish,
Thank you, God, for all the food,
I find upon my dish.

James Donovan Quotes

07 October 2015

Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password! 1. E-mail flames from some guy named 'Fluffy.' 2. Traces of kitty litter are on your keyboard. 3. You find you've subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip. 4. Your web browser has a new home page at http: /www.feline.com/. 5. Your mouse has teeth marks in it, and a strange aroma of tuna. 6. Hate mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of 'CyberDog.' 7. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it. 8. You keep finding new software around your house like 'Cat in Tax, ' and 'War Cat II.' 9. On IRC you're known as the Iron Mouser. 10. You find little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

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