Oh verdancy! Dear verdancy!
Oh vast expanse of space!
You want Zen?
Where've you been?
This is the time, the place!

Bring your picnic basket
and hard-boiled eggs aplenty
Swing your arms up toward
the clouds
Oh there are so many!

~~~

Now, I've had Women
'Kick' my balls
And make my lil nub quiver.

But, I've had Men
'Lick' my balls
And make the back net shiver.

Actually...

When I lose my balls
I feel rather free

I live on a rubber mat:

I'm a drivin' range