Joe Rosochacki Poems

If it ain’t the truth, Tuttles and Buttles in the movie Brazil,
One miss type can leave you dead, one wrong keying could spell your demise,
One incorrect number on your Social Security Number,
Could possibly render you non-existent.
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From sodium chloride to components of nuclear genocide,
My God you are diverse.
Would your little girl’s umbrella shield her from radio active salt,
Or fallout which is worse?
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OJ, Britney, Paris, Lohan
Among the troubles in number
Iraq, Jena, Iran, Pakistan
Who is more important?
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Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has something in common with Bill,
They are both Democrats, they elected to their position,
They both swore to uphold the constitution,
they are both married,
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Exxon Valdez,
The 1989 environmental disaster that plagued the pristine wilderness of Alaska,
Is back in court, Exxon faces punitive damages in excess 2.5 billion dollars,
“That’s not fair” the CEO for Exxon hollers.
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China is infuriated with the US government,
The US did not ban the illegal imports that contained lead base paint,
(see Observation Do Tell Mattel)
Beijing was upset by Washington welcoming a Buddhist Monk,
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I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I don’t like those, my god, what’s that
Oh it’s full of nasty habits when the bee-atch gets back
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(“The New Yorker may think, as one of their staff explained to us, that their cover is a satirical lampoon of the caricature Senator Obama’s right wing critics have tried to create. But most readers will see it as tasteless and offensive. And we agree, ” Obama’s campaign spokesman Bill Burton said in a statement Sunday.)

Who’s actually behind this?
Is it leftists, Sandanista’s,
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There is evidence that there is possibly life on Mars,
Not from sightings,
Not from fossils,
Not from anything that you can hear,
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There is more color to life than man could conceive of,
Whether it lies deep with the ocean or above the mountain tops above.
Any person that’s alive will tell you about sunsets,
If they are not blind or choose to see the beauty that surrounds them.
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