Joe Rosochacki

Joe Rosochacki Poems

1. The Euology Of Viewmaster 4/30/2009
2. Screwed To Death 4/30/2009
3. You'Re Deep Cow Urine 4/30/2009
4. Virginia Is No Place For Virgins 4/30/2009
5. Pretty In Pink? What Would The Tudor Family Say? 4/30/2009
6. The Top 5/1/2009
7. Red Lobster Tonight 5/1/2009
8. Oy Vay Maria 5/1/2009
9. Rats, (Gold) Foiled Again 5/1/2009
10. Lonesome Loser (In The Style Of A Shakespearean Tragedy) 5/1/2009
11. S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((The) Senate And The People Of Rome) 5/2/2009
12. Price For Freedom 5/2/2009
13. Dr. Kildare Me? Aka Dr. Kevorkian Cocktail 5/2/2009
14. Walmart, We Are Rolling Back Prices (In Healthcare) 5/2/2009
15. Read, Red Wine 5/2/2009
16. Soy Says You 5/2/2009
17. Thar Is Gold In Dem Der Butts -Hills 5/3/2009
18. The Usa Made In China 5/3/2009
19. Paterson Made History 5/3/2009
20. That’s What You Needed Is Another Hole In Your Head 5/3/2009
21. Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, (Repeat 21 Times More) 5/4/2009
22. That Wasn’t Judge Judy! 5/4/2009
23. The Stepford Wives Geisha Style 5/5/2009
24. The Ballad Of Zeb Ben Richer (Sung To The Bevery Hillbillie’s Theme Song) 5/5/2009
25. The Queen Is On The Porcelain Throne 5/5/2009
26. Ouch! That’s Gotta’ Hurt 5/5/2009
27. Operator 5/6/2009
28. Let The Domino Chips Cascade Into The Abyss 5/6/2009
29. Well Hello Mary Jo, Goodbye Heart 5/7/2009
30. Tsa Is Abreast Of Things 5/7/2009
31. Spirit Of St. Louis, Seig Hile 5/7/2009
32. R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons 5/7/2009
33. Pit Bulls And Pigs And Lipstick, Oh My! 5/7/2009
34. Peterson 5/8/2009
35. Sinking Of The U(Nited) S(Tates) S(Enator) Hillary Clintonic 5/8/2009
36. We Still Have A Two Minute Warning Aka The Fat Lady Hasn’t Sung Yet Aka It Ain’t Over ‘til It’s Over 5/8/2009
37. Religious Right Is Not Necessarily Right For Mccain 5/8/2009
38. The Dh Grandama Obama 5/8/2009
39. You Got The Tiger By The Tail 5/9/2009
40. Soulful Cookin’ By Christopher Mccuin 5/9/2009

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Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry)

Been to Taco Bell or Taco Bueno lately for Super Bean Burrito?
Been lactose intolerant lately?
You forgot your Beano?
Do have the urge to pass a gaseous nebula from your (inner) space?
Do you feel like east Texas’s Natural Gas Supplier?

Never fear for recorded music is here.
You don’t have to hide your toots out of fear.
You can be in your library,
on your throne,
Listening to some better,
more harmonious music.

Get Toilet Tunes.

It’s kind of like MUZAK for your butt,
As you prepare sit down on your Koehler C3-200 heated seat,

Read the full of Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry)

Ivory Snow Soap

Marilyn Chambers, the fair maiden who donned the box cover of Ivory Snow,
The soap was 99 44/100% pure”.
Her movies that she made weren’t that for sure.
She graced the cover on the box holding her commercial kid,
Later she discard her clothes, make pornographic movies and lo
And behold
She made more,
And from the grace that was almost pure,

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