Joe Rosochacki

John Henry (Tripp) Isenhour III is a real jerk,
He was at the Grand Cypress Golf course,
Where he had been taping a television when there was a sound,
Not a “Fore”,
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You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins' done.
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Abraham, you are about to undergo a "tail lift",
You replaced the Indian penny in 1909,
And for your centennial, your tail
is going to have a contemporary design,
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Little did they in Spokane know that in December, there is a Christmas,
Lauren Caitlin Upton must have gone to the state of Washington,
(see observation which has Upton in its title to find what she said)
She going west not east to get home,
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I wrote awhile back about the Michigan and Florida Democratic Do-Over,
Because they violated the Democratic Party’s rules,
Now Barack Obama is the 44th President as of January 20th was that for sure?
In the hustle and bustle amongst all the bling and jewels,
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I listened to the ‘final lecture’ by Randy Pausch,
Like so many others,

I personally met Eric Griffiths in the Waverly Hotel, Bonnyrigg, Scotland,
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Been to Taco Bell or Taco Bueno lately for Super Bean Burrito?
Been lactose intolerant lately?
You forgot your Beano?
Do have the urge to pass a gaseous nebula from your (inner) space?
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It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you
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Was Dr. Frankenstein a German-Jew?
Who knew?
I certainly don't know,
-but what's going on here is quite eerily similar.
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I know the economy is bad all over,
But this has to take the cake,
Jet 2 is a no frills,
Airline would take the basic humanistic approach but they have thrills,
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Kim Sjostrom I have not met you, perhaps I’ll some day meet your husband.
Teddy Efkarpides, your husband not even a day,
You became faint and died in his arms when you danced your first dance together,
As husband and wife,
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What a “schmucky putz” this Bernard is.

He “jewed” so many investors and banker across to globe for all their money to be his.
Adolph Hitler blamed the Jewish bankers for the fall of Deutsche Mark after WW One,
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Charles Ray Fuller had a check his girlfriend’s mother gave him,
So he said,
To start a record company, (a record company? I thought LP’s were gone 20 years ago.)
Anyway, so he said.
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The good padre David Ajemia, not from San Diego,
But from Boston, struck out with Conan O’Brian,
The padre is a priest obsessed with the Conan’s late night show
David was a stalker, who felt Conan was his Goliath,
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she was a young girl, named Louise, leaving her whole her family and many a friend
and boarded a boat in Holland
for New York
a new country, a new life for this 15-year old girl from Poland
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Miss Panama, Giosue Cozzarelli, finally outdid Caitlin Upton,
Miss Panama tried to explain her way out,
-not knowing who Confucious was,
Giosue did not know his philosophy, where upon,
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After 72 years from radio to the dawn of television,
Before yours truly graced the face of this earth,
A soap will have its demise come this fall.
It CBS’s decision,
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Marion Barry wants to have an apology,
For the term he was garnered by a videotape by feds,
Barry had also spent time in jail for the reason he lit up,
A music critic, Tim Page,
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Beaming a Beatle tune, Across the Universe, is a fanciful idea,
It will take 431 years, at the speed of light, to reach the star of the north,
Permission was given by all those involved to NASA,
It will be beamed like satellite television is to today,
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I met the bee-atch on a Sunday and my heart stood still
Iditarod, Rod, Rod They do Rod, Rod
Somebody told me that her name was Jill
Iditarod, Rod, Rod They do Rod, Rod
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