Joe Rosochacki

Joe Rosochacki Poems

121. Evil Incarnate 5/9/2009
122. Exorcise Your Right To Worship And Your Freedom To Assemble Or The Devil Made Me Do It Or Satan Doll 9/6/2010
123. F E M A Full Of Excretion And Manure Action Or Fake Emergency Management Actors Or (How Do I Keep My Job And Its Pension And Be Accountable To No One) 5/17/2009
124. Fail(Ed) Safe(Ty) 5/17/2009
125. Farewell To Feathers 5/17/2009
126. Feel Like A Natural Woman? 5/4/2009
127. Fema Ii (Formaldehyde Excuses Management A$@holes) 5/12/2009
128. Fema Iii Aka Fraudulent Excuses My Ass 5/7/2009
129. Fema V (Federal Empowerment (Of) Machiavellian Attitudes) 5/25/2009
130. First It Was Disneyland, Graceland, Neverland And Now Escobarland? 7/26/2009
131. Fix It Again, Walter? 5/3/2009
132. For I Don’t Give A Damn About A Green Back Dollar Ii 5/6/2009
133. For I Don’t Give A Damn About Green Back Dollar 5/6/2009
134. For The Towels Toils 5/17/2009
135. For Your Penance; Drink 4 Patrons,5 Bloody Marys And 5 Shots Of Spiritus 7/26/2010
136. Ford Has A Better Idea 5/7/2009
137. Forever More 9/2/2013
138. Forget Cialis, Viagra Or Extenze, Just Pass Me The Pepper! 10/10/2009
139. Forgiveness 5/5/2011
140. French Fries At The Louvre? 10/8/2009
141. From Russia With Love Or Anna Chapman And Her Alleged No Goodniks 7/2/2010
142. From Spygate To Stupidgate Or A First Down, A First Down, My Kingdom For A First Down! 11/17/2009
143. From Stonewall Inn In '69 To The Supreme Court In '15 6/27/2015
144. From Whoville To The Grinch, Firk You 5/17/2009
145. Fulgencio Battista, Mohammad Rezā Shā H Pahlavi, The Shah Of Iran, And Hosni Mubarak, Oh My! 2/1/2011
146. Gecko.Com 5/16/2009
147. Generally Butt Naked 5/16/2009
148. George Stinney Jr. 12/19/2014
149. Get Out The Hot Dogs, We'Re Going To The Beach 5/27/2011
150. Get The Point 1/3/2014
151. Giraffe’s ‘r’ Us 5/11/2009
152. Give Him Head And Shoulders 5/10/2009
153. Gm’s Poletown Plant 5/6/2009
154. Go Fish! (An Observation About The Automobile Bailouts In The Us) 5/6/2009
155. Go Green, Soylent Green 5/11/2009
156. Go Greyhound 5/16/2009
157. God Rest You, Megan 5/6/2009
158. Good Friday 1988 5/16/2009
159. Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 5/11/2009
160. Grease Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word…. 5/11/2009
Best Poem of Joe Rosochacki

A Dead Hand

You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins' done.

David Reese too young to fold,
David Reese a popular jack of all trades when it came to poker,
The bluffing,
the betting,
the skill that he played poker,
- was his ace of his sleeve.
He played poker without deuces wild,
not needing Jokers.
To bad his lungs were not flushed out for him to breathe,
Was is the casino smoke? ...

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Ivory Snow Soap

Marilyn Chambers, the fair maiden who donned the box cover of Ivory Snow,
The soap was 99 44/100% pure”.
Her movies that she made weren’t that for sure.
She graced the cover on the box holding her commercial kid,
Later she discard her clothes, make pornographic movies and lo
And behold
She made more,
And from the grace that was almost pure,

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