Lamar Cole Poems

Percy had just finished eating.
He was doubled over in pain.
But anyone who had just eaten 4 Double Whoppers with extra onion.
Would have more gas than a jumbo airplane.
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There was once a Pepsi-Cola commercial television ad.
That became a national fad.
Because of Cindy Crawford's sexy lip mole.
And her wearing those skimpy clothes.
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Rini's poems are like the sunshine.
Rini's poems are a pleasant trip for the mind.
Rini's poems are like a fine wine.
They always appear right on time.
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The bed is cold where she use to lay.
There is silence where everything use to be so happy and gay.
The moon always shone brighter when she looked his way.
Everything was sweeter day by day.
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He dreamed that he was a sexual ace.
And that he was humping her in space.
He just loved the look on her face.
Being humped in space.
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A young fisherman was casting his rod and reel.
His girlfriend's butt he was trying to feel.
The young fisherman was trying to catch a big fish.
While he was trying to hump his sweet dish.
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He had a dream that he was chasing chicks.
When his girlfriend appeared in his dream.
And started giving him licks.
Life was sure playing some sad tricks.
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He was mailing a letter when he began feeling like a snook.
Because in the mailbox he had dropped his checkbook.
He became so frantic.
And the situation put him into panic.
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The sun rises.
The wind blows.
Like a tree.
True love grows and grows.
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She said, I'm leaving you my darling.
And I'm going back home.
And I know that you fishing.
Every day on the lake ain't wrong.
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