Nothing about Margie was coy.
She was an older inner city girl who made men out of young boys.
She was a little wild and always on the prowl.
Some of the boys will remember her for eternity.
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Quinton couldn't understand why.
As hard as he would try.
Why people would want to buy new blue jeans with holes in them.
Holey blue jeans are meant for the trash.
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Catherine Bach use to really rock.
And she could really knock a person's socks off.
Because she was such a fox.
She was smoking hot in her Daisy Dukes.
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When Mark married Alicia, she didn't know how to cook.
But she was such a sexy babe.
She never really learned how to cook.
But she became the queen of microwave.
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Oliver loved to put on a sea of Old Spice Cologne.
But too much Old Spice isn't nice.
Someone should have told him.
That moderation is the key to a sweet smell.
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Lola believed in staying healthy just as much as anyone.
But she also thought that life should still be about having a little fun.
So she went ahead and ate a little pizza, ice cream, and cake.
But she just didn't eat it in excess.
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Anita was a Walmart cashier with a good attitude.
She was always happy and never rude.
She could ring up items fast as a jet.
And place all of the items into a shopping cart.
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Ira was a bully in middle school.
At lunchtime, he loved to stick his fingers into other kids' food.
Dominic was his favorite target.
One day, Dominic lost his fear and laid down his spoon.
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