I am looking at a painting
Of a cottage by the sea,
The waves are lapping gently,
And someone ‘s beckoning me
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Have you ever been to Yorkshire on a bright and sunny day,
I know I am biased, but I really have to say,
There’s no better place on earth, and I’ve been to a few,
Yorkshire is the very best, well, that’s my view!
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Nought per cent finance, what a con!
Nought per cent finance, you’re having me on
That's the offer that brought me in here,
Buying this car is going to cost me dear.
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We are going to make a patchwork quilt
Before your very eyes,
To tell a special story,
Which will come as no surprise,
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Worry Worry Worry
That’s all I seem to do.
Worry about everything
Especially about you!
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Why am I always losing things?
Why do they disappear?
Here one minute, gone the next,
I’m sure I put them near.
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We have got to dress up at school,
I can tell you we all feel a fool,
Even the kids say that it’s not cool,
Persuaded to dress up at school.
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What is it with men and the remote control
Why can't he leave it alone?
He is switching from channel to channel,
Like a human metronome.
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Exploded,
Riotous colour,
Petals bright as sunshine,
Splashes of scarlet,
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