My greatest love is chocolate.
I know it makes you fat.
But think of chocolates lovely taste,
I can put up with that.
I've just lost my mother,
Most people wouldn't care.
But what happens when I need her?
And she just isn't there.
Here she comes. the big fat lump,
Her clothes come off and then she'll thump,
Her backside on my protesting frame,
I'm straining now. It's such a shame.
Angels up above me,
I wonder, can I ask.
If you'd do me a favour
And perform a special task.
She took her daughters into town,
For things for them to wear.
On reaching the department store,
Their joy turned to despair.
Lying awake in my bed,
I got an awful fright,
Passing by the window,
Went a colourful, bright light.
Funerals, they are a chance, for folk to say 'Goodbye',
I came to your funeral and Mum, I cannot lie.
I had to stand and listen, it made me feel real sick,
It was all about our father. I felt I'd had a kick.
A beautiful, fair maiden,
Sat in the moonlit bay,
Of a far off, distant land,
She silently, did pray.