Piggy Piggy Piggy Pig
Your a real treat
Piggy Piggy Piggy Pig
Big man hiding with a badge
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Try Slashing your writ with a broken bottle
of corrosive acid tar
Or strut the legs of Scissor Blades
to make erect nipple puss
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Simon lived with cadavers, down beneath the underworld
Scared of life and always shy he played it safe with mummy crowds
His expertise was quite unique in areas of special care
Curator and beautician to patrons passed, and Medium rare
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Is it kosher to kiss an Israeli jews ass?
Or is it just the mark where they stab you in the back
In the land of Milk and Honey
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Old McDonald had a farm
Ey I ee I o
And oh his farm he had some cows
Ey I ee I oh
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Would you like to play with my cucumber?
Its amply dense and steadily limber
Fresh from the earth it rises and hovers
Green as a whistle but twice and thicker
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He wasn't a very happy boy
Never played with shiny toys
He was a black cloud in his house
His mood could trap a cagy Mouse
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Living in the burbs
Its a swamp of creeping pervs
Everyone's on nerves
were a therapists hors d'oeuvres
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The story of easter
Behind the Vail myth
Hangs the burdened truth
Tis began when a group of evil Dominican priests found the lost book of Saul,
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oh, here she blow my mind
oh yeah, she blows my spine
but then she pops out
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Adam wore his mothers wedding dress
as he caressed his sisters breast
while drunken angels watched
naked in butterscotch
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If Jesus was a woman.
She'd know the price of nails
And the weight of pain
Before they touched her skin
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At first I fell into an Oasis
but then it all became a Blur
someone handed me a Placebo
Then my thoughts went all to Pulp
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I know longer have the time to listen to you whine
when your stuck in your room playing that same old tune
i put the able in unstable
i make a comedy from tragedy
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I dream of the night
as a present from the light
because in darkness
I feel sublime at midnight's bedtime
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Heres a bundle of joy for you,8 pounds of rotten flesh
Smooth grey skin of a human sized football
Staring lifeless from closed button holed eyes
It's oversized head hangs from its broken neck
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Its Friday night, and Im itching for some fun
Some warm little lady with nice hot buns
Got a bit of money, to buy me a little honey
To make my week feel a little more sunny
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He walks the seedy dark streets of Friscos
Lower ends
Moving nonchalantly into private
Apartment rooms
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born in a blood orgy to the dark god morgog, my mother was an assassin and a spelling bee champion and my father a bomb shell of sperm, possibly Sagittarius. i once use to stalk cereal mascots, tuco sam has a restraining order against me.
Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Pig
Piggy Piggy Piggy Pig
Your a real treat
Piggy Piggy Piggy Pig
Big man hiding with a badge
It must be fun to have the power
Exploiting others from your charter
Beating up the weak and vulnerable
Protected under a code of honour
Down in Vancouver they kick the disabled
In Montreal they shoot down the homeless
The boys in Red just rape the girls
Who try to climb up the old boys club
Wherever theirs law, crimes being made
Sometimes it works the other way
The mafia could learn a thing or two
On how to keep it low like the boys in blue
So Let's go get the pigs
And tear them down a notch
We'll find out where they live
Pay them a late night visit
Beat down their front doors
Then throw them from their homes
We'll Kick them in the heads
Just like Rodney King
Only this time were in the right
Piggy Piggy Piggy Pig
We're gonna cut you down a notch
Piggy piggy Piggy Pig
Now your gonna be our bacon