Milos Jovanka Poems

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1.
Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Pig
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Piggy Piggy Piggy Pig
Your a real treat
Piggy Piggy Piggy Pig
Big man hiding with a badge
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2.
I Never Want To Love, I Just Want To Burn You. (Black Humor)
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Try Slashing your writ with a broken bottle
of corrosive acid tar
Or strut the legs of Scissor Blades
to make erect nipple puss
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3.
The Lonely Mortuary Assistant... And The Dead Cheerleader
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Simon lived with cadavers, down beneath the underworld
Scared of life and always shy he played it safe with mummy crowds
His expertise was quite unique in areas of special care
Curator and beautician to patrons passed, and Medium rare
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Israeli Is Just Nazi? For Benjamin Netanyahu
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Is it kosher to kiss an Israeli jews ass?
Or is it just the mark where they stab you in the back

In the land of Milk and Honey
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5.
Soldier
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A soldier
is just a person
who puts their life
on the line
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6.
I Saw Satan
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I Saw Satan fucking
God on a couch
while Jesus
was watching
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7.
Old Mcdonald Had A Farm (Dark Version)
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Old McDonald had a farm
Ey I ee I o
And oh his farm he had some cows
Ey I ee I oh
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8.
Would You Like To Play With My Cucumber?
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Would you like to play with my cucumber?
Its amply dense and steadily limber
Fresh from the earth it rises and hovers
Green as a whistle but twice and thicker
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Positive Patrick
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He wasn't a very happy boy
Never played with shiny toys
He was a black cloud in his house
His mood could trap a cagy Mouse
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10.
Were Still A Happy Family
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Living in the burbs
Its a swamp of creeping pervs
Everyone's on nerves
were a therapists hors d'oeuvres
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