I love a bargain
I joke with friends by saying,
Guess how much this cost,
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Why do I feel SAD
As we call time on summer,
With Winters dark nights so cold,
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You say sweet I say brilliant
I say brilliant,
When I think its great,
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Message in a bottle
My heart spills over onto the page,
As I write the words I dare,
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Beyond reasonable doubt
The story revealed to the court,
Was that of a young boy,
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There's a rat in the kitchen
Casually strolled in the kitchen,
Oh my God it's a Rat,
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50 shades of imagination
He is tall, dark and handsome,
Muscley with a tan,
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There was a girl called Nicky,
About her food wasn't particularly picky,
Surprising what cooks in the microwave,
When licking her lips with a food crave,
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Suitcase full of dreams
Packing my bikini, shorts, t-shirts and,
Sun cream, just a few of the,
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Mina's Thirst
Mina's thirst for blood quenched as she fed,
Now a fully fledged member of the living dead,
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Monsters Ball
Each Halloween the doors of evil open to,
Ghosts, monsters, witches, ghouls intent to fright,
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There is a Panda called Lee-loo,
And all she does is eat bamboo,
Paired with Loo-lee to breed,
Finally got down to the deed,
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In the twinkle of your eyes......
In your eyes I can see,
What I and you mean to me.
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My Grandpa stands six feet tall,
He keeps embarrassing us all,
By wearing shorts so tight,
Hanging out not a pretty sight,
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Is anybody there
Did you hear what I said,
Sorry I am listening to you,
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Sense of self
He was a man of great wealth,
In a mansion living by hisself,
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Charity Shop Shopping Bug
I love a bargain
I joke with friends by saying,
Guess how much this cost,
They know me all too well,
A charitable donation up sell.
A designer handbag a fiver,
Little black dress with a label,
Harder to find a nice jacket,
In a size that will just fit.
Don't get me started on shoes,
I've had a box full of pairs,
Sandles, boots and a little heal,
For any occasion they do appeal.
Some things I have just bought,
For the sake at a good price,
And simply are an impulse buy,
Waste of money as I sigh.
One time bought a duffle coat,
About two sizes too big and,
Which was a bright jade green,
Had to be there to be seen.
As I walked into work wearing,
The said offensive baggy duffle,
Full belly laughs looking at me,
With embarrassment I could see.
I've bought shoes too small,
Squashing my feet into them,
They'll stretch bargain 3 pounds,
I know how ridiculous it sounds.
I used to think it was only,
Old people and down and outs,
Who frequented shops of charity,
And that they smelt of wee.
Now I have what they call,
The charity shop shopping bug,
Without fail I'm there every Saturday,
You just cannot keep me away.
It's the smell of things old,
Worn, used and even older,
Jostling for position out the way,
This bargain is mine I say.
It's the thrill of the chase,
To get something so cheap,
Rummaging through the charity bin,
Ooh I love, I do love a bargain.
a great poet well worthy of a read, fantastic keep at it, sure you will go far