Nearly every night we hear a
Reference to North Utsire
But Utsire's sited where?
Does anybody know or care?

Viking, Forties, Cromarty, Forth:
Vaguely somewhere 'way up North.
Dover's South and Rockall's West:
Not a clue about the rest

What is Sole? Who's Portland Bill?
Yet we listen to them still
As if they were round mine or your way,
Not just an island off Western Norway.