10 Random Facts About Author Kelly Juuz Poem by AUTHOR KELLY JUUZ

10 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME (As written by Author Kelly Juuz)ok, here we go:
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1. I'm naturally unserious. I have a crazy habit of laughing during serious moments. Just like when I was having a dinner with Obama and Zuckerberg last Sunday, at 197 driveway off diamond heights London, we were talking politics and the nuclear war heads and I just started laughing, you see?
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2. They have use foreign girls to swear for me walahi.
Can someone please prescribe an anti-attraction-to-white girls for me?
Celine Dion and Miley Cyrus can't stop laughing at me.
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3. Forget all this noise that I make on facebook. Sometimes I'm quiet, other times I'm shy. A few times I can get really hyper, like really hyper. If I'm not shy around you or over the phone, I really like you.
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4. I can't read but books do fear me, they hide when they sight me coming, even my bic/pen/biro/ink.
Now, you get it.
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5. I drink approximately 5 litres of water a day.
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6. I live in a cave. Where there's no cellphone or whatever, once in a while I go to the city to borrow phone and comelike I'm doing now, so I'm not woke at all. If fact the word "woke" dey gimme nausea as I'm very dull. No ounce of intelligence at all.
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7. I used to be a badass artiste but I dunno, I just stopped when I heard that song from one artiste " man is not hot" big Shaw...
Dear Lord! Why wont I quit music industry? ? ?

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8. Romance movies bore me, I prefer war movies. I like Jack Bauer, just his intolerance and bravity in his field.
Thank your God fella, that am dating Kim Bauer now, ... She's here with me...
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9. I hardly sleep, because lil Wayne and Kanye west, alongside with Jay-Z and Alicia keys, we all are playing ludo. Kudos to what are thinking now fella...
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10. I was born with my two ears pierced, I know you have just reasoned it for a moment.... Well that's how funny am becoming.
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