Once upon a toilet wall


5 Ways To Know Your Sweatheart's Dumped U In An Email - Poem by Once upon a toilet wall

1. She begins her message with no possessive greeting-

Instead of:

'MY beloved Robert'
'MY sweet, sweet Robert'
'MY chrerished Robert'

It's now:

''ROBERT! '

2. She ends her message with no possessive salutation-

Instead of:

'Yours forever and ever'
'yours until death do us part'
'Yours until hell freezes over'

It's now:

'SEE YA! '

3. She tells you she still loves you
BUT

'there's competition for my heart
and I like him, I like him a LOT! '

4. She tells you to be on the look out for her
handwritten letter.
.
It never comes!

5. She tells you
'you're a lot smarter than me', when she knows you're an idiot!

and I was,
because I never saw it coming


Comments about 5 Ways To Know Your Sweatheart's Dumped U In An Email by Once upon a toilet wall

  • (2/25/2010 5:54:00 AM)


    I like the humour and sincerity of emotion in which you write :) (Report) Reply

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  • (2/17/2010 2:13:00 PM)


    I look forward to your new poems as they always make me smile. Please read my what goes around comes around. Your poem inspired to try and be humorous,
    maybe not as good as yours but it's a start.
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Poem Submitted: Monday, February 15, 2010

Poem Edited: Monday, February 15, 2010


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