Once upon a toilet wall
5 Ways To Know Your Sweatheart's Dumped U In An Email - Poem by Once upon a toilet wall
1. She begins her message with no possessive greeting-
'MY beloved Robert'
'MY sweet, sweet Robert'
'MY chrerished Robert'
2. She ends her message with no possessive salutation-
'Yours forever and ever'
'yours until death do us part'
'Yours until hell freezes over'
'SEE YA! '
3. She tells you she still loves you
'there's competition for my heart
and I like him, I like him a LOT! '
4. She tells you to be on the look out for her
It never comes!
5. She tells you
'you're a lot smarter than me', when she knows you're an idiot!
and I was,
because I never saw it coming
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