I used to be self conscious,
My nose was really big!
I broke it nearly fifteen times
I looked just like a pig.!
So I went to see a surgeon
to see what he could do.
He told me he could make my nose
look just as good as new.
So I uncovered all my mirrors
and combed my unkempt hair,
I threw out all my trenchcoats
and bought new clothes to wear
But when the bandages all came off
I screamed and then freaked out!
My big fat ugly pig like nose
looked like a baboon's snout!
From that day on, I never look back
or argue with my fate.
I may not look like Cary Grant
But to monkeys I look great!
WOW! ! ! ! ! What a poem indeed, written with zeal of comic relief....structured with poetic rhymes and great flow of words connected in each in every stanza...10
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Fun one! Glad you quit monkeying around with your looks! Or are you still nit-picking? -chuck