I wake up 'alf dead.
Where the 'ell's me 'ead?
I'm not on my mettle
As I stagger to the kettle
For coffee.
Whoopee!
As I find me 'ead
Wot a lovely day
I'm glad I'm not dead.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
This describes ME first thing in the morning, too. I have to have my two cups of strong coffee before I come to (usually brought to me in bed) and then I can wake up properly. Clever. Now where's me 'ead? Love, Fran xxx