A Conning Businessman Poem by Randy McClave

He was never a successful businessman
He never once had a business plan,
Only business plan that he ever knew
How banks and institutions he could easily con and screw.
All of his wealth he had Inherited
Being a smart businessman not once was it merited,
He has went bankrupt already seven times
And he has been charged and sued for many financial crimes.
Every commercial venture that he launched did fail
Everything he has tried from one time to another to sale,
Bibles, cologne, vodka and even steaks
He even had golden shoes for sale which are fakes.
He is nothing more than a lying, cheating con
Though only he himself calls himself, "The Chosen One",
He borrowed and owes on all that he does possess
Then he cons the gullible into thinking that he is a success.

Randy L. McClave