There was a young couple named Miskelly
Got stuck together while watching the telly
Because in their haste
They used carpenter's paste
Instead of petroleum jelly.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
The experts are right! TV really, really is bad for you, and you've proved it! This is one of your best yet. Really enjoyed this one.
Thanks Mj, maybe I should try to do more humor.