A Deaf Finite Bonehead Moment Poem by Matthew Harris

A Deaf Finite Bonehead Moment



(circa ~8: 30 post meridiem December 28th,2018)

obligations of maintaining,
forthright and commonplace
and healthy rapport
between poet (writer in
general)and fanbase
necessitates apprising deadicated

honorable voluntary
readers how this
"FAKE dunkoff " ace
locked the entire set of
apartment and car keys
right there on the driver seat,

and quickly did brace
himself, the most logical
strategy to proceed
forthwith to resolve
quandary and chase
away (any hat tinned man)

liable to bust a
window as true to form
hooligan vandalism disgrace,
despite this two thousand
eighteen holiday season,
when good willful deeds

ought to pervade everyplace
across all for corners of
the world wide web, no
doubt insinuating a chuckle
across visage of this crankcase
impossible countenance

to maintain stern face
of course how could this husband
tried in vain not to grimace,
cuz the missus burst out with peels
of hearty laughter at hardcase
eluding obvious solution only futility

venting expletives, while
unconsciously, nervously,
and grimly interlace
sing and interweaving fingers
of both hands reckoning how jace
son and the Argonauts, superman,

or even a lab bottom
sized drone weighing,
nor measuring, no more
than a bajillion kilobase,
all the time cockamamie ideas race
sing thru my mind lovingly

crafted in lowercase,
asper premium, sans
amidst fifty shades of gray
cerebral cells wherein
memory banks perhaps indicative,
where dementia praecox

could be outpace
sing mental acuity slowly
becoming unhinged preface
sing senescence, where sense
and sensibility dost seem to replace

former sharp as a pin focus,
though body still spry
enough to climb thru bedroom window,
yet that mean feat insufficient
to join superrace!

A Deaf Finite Bonehead Moment
Friday, December 28, 2018
Topic(s) of this poem: accident,brave,calm,dearth,erasing,fearless
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