Matthew Harris
Matthew Harris Poems
This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole
nsync as acceptable literary playfulness,
...
This just...in...
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
Highland Manor mission control...
I reed you soft and vague...,
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Triggered to skyhigh elevated state
when I received communiqué
courtesy management warden
christened and otherwise
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speculative fictional account
courtesy yours truly interpretation
impossible mission to surmount
tooling topographic factors,
...
to anonymous readers March 22nd,2022
(blustery and chilly Tuesday)
reminiscing about mein kampf,
when precious irretrievable youth
...
where Lassie free to run across petco junction
All across the webbed
wide esse Scott's wold
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The last trailing tendril filaments
of moon beams nocturnally trace
fashion an illusory gilded chariot Ark,
whence upon celestial runners,
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Methinks, I post literary endeavors inxs
but tis with blood, sweat and tears
in case ye did not guess,
who struggles to craft reasonable rhyme
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Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty
porcelain goddess throne
whereupon earlier today
March 28th,2022,
...
prevaricated forth write Declaration!
As most every girl and boy
taught back in the day,
...
to mein kampf insync with mine body dysmorphia
After reading articles
published within April 4/11 2022
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Descendent of proto humans
dumbfounded, mystified, stupefied, et cetera
despite plethora of technological trappings,
whereby world wide web virtually linkedin
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Time and again
jovial imp does succeed
at collecting aggregate of infinite moments
nabbing, snagging and yoking yours truly,
...
with pistachio shells April 3rd,2021
sitting in the exact same chair
yours truly sat three hundred
and sixty five days ago.
...
Earlier today April 4th,2022,
which supersedes bald faced headlines
pointing finger and
Putin blame for Bucha killings
...
Thus spake Zarathustra
necessitating donning layered clothing
in tandem, especially trumpeting
being with wise mind and economical
...
courtesy of management in general
and particularly Jackie Geiger
assistant property agent.
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I revised a poem written
January twenty second
last year - two thousand twenty one
regarding gratitude for Medicare
...
(or swing sets and monkey bars)
A pitch perfect spring day
such as today April 8th,2022
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Elysian fields long since embraced dada's soul
which rocketed into aerospace
(courtesy General Electric satellite)
just a tad more'n eighteen plus months ago,
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The Best Poem Of Matthew Harris
I Am Ill Eke Quipped To Dusk Hoover Dawn Ting Task Of Badinage
This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole
nsync as acceptable literary playfulness,
no matter figurative persiflage
bespeaks, expresses, invokes, jimmy's...
simultaneously stretching limits credulity
(think courtesy metaphorical crowbar)
teases out apropos exaggeration
after quaffing vermilion vintage vermouth
without shadow of doubt signifying untruth
merely relishes using me pickled brine
as a practiced po' wit, whereby this logophile
doth das scribe today June sixth, tooth
house sand and twenty two, hoop fully
hits pun hushing metaphorical home runs,
yours truly figurative slugger and word sleuth
rivaling those four baggers
fielded by legendary Babe Ruth
lemme know if literary endeavor
(even juiced by ghost of chance) forsooth
prominently tickles one and/or booth
Funny bones belonging to thee
generic garden variety bot
dear reader rabbit carrot
teen loony toon Bugs Bunny
(asking what's up doc)
impersonator 'course I would unroll
welcome mat (a two seater)
roomy for outsize trumpeting despot
Scottish tartan and Harris tweed
(cuz I'm boss) , oh... I almost forgot
dons hat as coordinator
three ring circuits, who runs hot
and cold compliments
courtesy schizoid personality disorder,
when juiced mere unicellular, speck, jot...
nine month parasite huddled in utero
with umbilical cord tied into Gordian knot
assimilating, gestating, maturing,
signaling mine trademark bon mot,
which aforementioned gobbledygook
poetic translation essentially means diddly-squat.
All Joe King aside, I embarked
as independent contractor
for United States Space Force
as 007 secret double agent
to craft senseless poem with humorous bent
quite aware acronym designating heaven cent
ear, nose and throat specialist
may not necessarily wax poetic,
thus scud daddy ling dude,
(nevertheless quite decent)
wrought literary dud versus
concocting Earth shaking event
versatility exemplifying fragment
infinitesimal ability owned by modest gent
with honest to goodness intent.
After the above written
rhyme without reason poetic yawping,
I took much needed reprieve NOT
to exhaust mine laudatory wellspring
subsequently all he wrote comprises something
inane, and without sophisticated substance
essentially absolute zero nothing
nutritious for cerebral cortex
to feast upon material hampering
intellectual succor zilch
otherwise outcome ranked as low achieving.
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4/14/2026 6:40:09 PM # 1.0.0
NICE POET YOU ARE....HAPPY NEW YEAR 2019...