Matthew Harris

Matthew Harris Poems

This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole
nsync as acceptable literary playfulness,
...

This just...in...
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
Highland Manor mission control...
I reed you soft and vague...,
...

Blow'n in the wind,
a desiccated weed
letdown self, when negligible
effort made to succeed
...

a-gush with vigor
of a balled umpire
after a cold shower,
particularly most enjoyable, when
...

(alternately titled: ah me go march'n home on derange)

I'll play the devil's advocate, yet
prepare a stance with pitchfork
...

Spokesman for mother earth,
the following i share
high athwart the global sphere
planet earth doth ap pear
...

Night owl / circadian
rhythm/ early bird
while gravediggers plot
their underground scheme
...

Up until i entered six grade (at
Henry Kline elementary a one
classroom per grade -school)
classmates bullied, derided, and
...

Unable to shake off drowsiness
iz not ease zee,
hence, as a night owl, no
(not that you
...

Contains More Than Kernel Of Truthful

alienation, expulsion, ostracization
from body politick
...

Upon my deathbed, the quick flash of
one disappointment after another
brings tears to myopic eyes.
...

(circa ~8: 30 post meridiem December 28th,2018)

obligations of maintaining,
forthright and commonplace
...

American democracy go'n
to hell at light speed
breaking into a bajillion pieces
tuffet in a handbasket
...

(Hoop this brings a chill
tuff mind over matter tuff full fill
careful to avoid drowning delicate gill)
...

Curiosity got the better part of me as thine fingers 
   typed Matthew Scott Harris into the google search bar
lo and behold and much to my chagrin and amusement,  
   others with mine namesake constituted roles in various walks of life car
...

Asper Art Of Writing Acclaimed Poem...

Not purposeful intent,
when tasking self (Das Scribe)
...

Laston Simuzingili linkedin with this American
maverick freelancing writing scout,
(and word maven par excellence
Matthew Scott Harris always ha sellout) ,
...

At years ago date upon which mingers rode across
the Qwerty keyboard of Macbook an idea did cross
my mind to string song titles of above mentioned
Folk/Rock legend, whose absence to music
...

Though no advocate of radical mass stick tummy,
there must needs be
some nonviolent modus operandi and/or
modus vivendi spelling abandonment,
...

What pride and joy for me to delight,
albeit vicariously upon receiving invite,
sans commencement at
Redmond Proficiency Academy
...

The Best Poem Of Matthew Harris

I Am Ill Eke Quipped To Dusk Hoover Dawn Ting Task Of Badinage

This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole
nsync as acceptable literary playfulness,
no matter figurative persiflage

bespeaks, expresses, invokes, jimmy's...
simultaneously stretching limits credulity
(think courtesy metaphorical crowbar)
teases out apropos exaggeration
after quaffing vermilion vintage vermouth
without shadow of doubt signifying untruth
merely relishes using me pickled brine

as a practiced po' wit, whereby this logophile
doth das scribe today June sixth, tooth
house sand and twenty two, hoop fully
hits pun hushing metaphorical home runs,
yours truly figurative slugger and word sleuth

rivaling those four baggers
fielded by legendary Babe Ruth
lemme know if literary endeavor
(even juiced by ghost of chance) forsooth
prominently tickles one and/or booth

Funny bones belonging to thee
generic garden variety bot
dear reader rabbit carrot
teen loony toon Bugs Bunny
(asking what's up doc)
impersonator 'course I would unroll

welcome mat (a two seater)
roomy for outsize trumpeting despot
Scottish tartan and Harris tweed
(cuz I'm boss) , oh... I almost forgot
dons hat as coordinator

three ring circuits, who runs hot
and cold compliments
courtesy schizoid personality disorder,
when juiced mere unicellular, speck, jot...
nine month parasite huddled in utero

with umbilical cord tied into Gordian knot
assimilating, gestating, maturing,
signaling mine trademark bon mot,
which aforementioned gobbledygook
poetic translation essentially means diddly-squat.

All Joe King aside, I embarked
as independent contractor
for United States Space Force
as 007 secret double agent
to craft senseless poem with humorous bent
quite aware acronym designating heaven cent
ear, nose and throat specialist

may not necessarily wax poetic,
thus scud daddy ling dude,
(nevertheless quite decent)
wrought literary dud versus
concocting Earth shaking event
versatility exemplifying fragment
infinitesimal ability owned by modest gent
with honest to goodness intent.

After the above written
rhyme without reason poetic yawping,
I took much needed reprieve NOT
to exhaust mine laudatory wellspring
subsequently all he wrote comprises something
inane, and without sophisticated substance
essentially absolute zero nothing
nutritious for cerebral cortex
to feast upon material hampering
intellectual succor zilch
otherwise outcome ranked as low achieving.

Matthew Harris Comments

Bhagabat Prasad Hotta 27 December 2018

NICE POET YOU ARE....HAPPY NEW YEAR 2019...

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