A First Theory Poem by Ima Ryma

Americas - the South, the North -
Who were the first humans to be?
Many theories do be set forth -
The how and when of this journey.
Some say from East, some say from West,
Some say humans were always here.
Any theory is hard to test
On when humans did first appear.
The theory that makes the most sense -
Traveling are a man and wife.
The man gets them both lost, and hence
Americas - first human life.

A man just never does seem to learn.
His wife told him he'd made a wrong turn.