A Funny Christmas Poem by Kenn Nesbitt

A Funny Christmas

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I baked a dozen cookies
and I put them on a plate,
and I set them out for Santa Claus,
except for one I ate.

That cookie was amazing
and I couldn't quite resist...
so I ate another one
that I was sure would not be missed.

I knew it wouldn't matter
if I only ate one more.
Then I gobbled up another one.
Why not? That's only four.

I accidentally dropped
another couple on the ground.
I knew Santa wouldn't want them
so I swiftly scarfed them down.

Another couple disappeared.
I may have eaten those,
though I couldn't say for certain,
but I guess that's how it goes.

I figured four was likely more
than Santa Claus would need
so I polished off another few
with unexpected speed.

Before I knew what happened
all the damage had been done,
and I realized I'd accidentally
eaten every one.

I guess it's best, since Santa
sort of needs to watch his weight.
When he visits us this Christmas
I sure hope he likes the plate.

Tuesday, December 16, 2014
Topic(s) of this poem: food
Holly 12 November 2018

He is amazing I know poems that are not on chrome because he came to my school so that’s why he is amazing so ummmm he made a poem out of our comments and someone said what I was going to say he said what I was going to say is ROBLOX so and Minecraft and my sister can see me on roblox and Minecraft she’s the best so is my mom

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Tina The Turtle 25 October 2015

You're a legend Kenneth Love ya work

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