All My Great Excuses Poem by Kenn Nesbitt

All My Great Excuses

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I started on my homework,
but my pen ran out of ink…
My hamster ate my homework…
My computer's on the blink…

I tripped and dropped my homework
in the soup my mom was cooking…
My brother flushed it down the toilet
when I wasn't looking…

My mother ran my homework
through the washer and the dryer…
An airplane crashed into our house…
My homework caught on fire…

Tornadoes blew my notes away…
Volcanoes rocked our town…
My books were taken hostage
by an evil killer clown…

Some aliens abducted me…
I had a shark attack…
A pirate swiped my homework
and refused to give it back…

I worked on these excuses
so darned long my teacher said,
"I think you'll find it's easier
to do the work instead."

Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Topic(s) of this poem: homework
Swara 08 July 2022

amazing excuses

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Messi 22 September 2019

Maha excuse agar Home work nahi kiya to

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You Know Who 06 February 2019

Funny and hilarious

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Brian 13 October 2018

Nice poem....really hilarious

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Millicent 23 January 2018

It's great I love it next time I do ESB I'm definitely going to do all my great excuses

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Kenn Nesbitt

Kenn Nesbitt

California / United States
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