A Gassy Story Poem by Philo Yan

There once was a girl called Honey
Her name rhymes with funny
She is a sweet lass,
but passes off gas
when she eats Lima beans and plenty!

Oh sweet lass Honey
As pretty as a bunny
Best not to come here
Or nowhere near
coz you smell really funny

Here take this gift of money
Go clean your smelly hiney
Lima beans are bad, you hear
Oh dear
You've had way too many!

And so it goes with smelly Honey
She took the beautiful lady's money
and stopped her affair with Lima Beans
which ceased her long and gassy story
to become the pretty grown up bunny
That made happy her dear old mummy!
The last I heard of funny Honey
She found her charming Prince Jose Sunny
They bought a house up in Panama
Raised 2 kids, a boy and a girl
named Enrique and Paloma....