A Homoredneckien Poem by Randy McClave

He was born a HomoSapien
But, he is now known as a HomoRedNeckien,
He's an endangered species once spoke by them
Very few women will tolerate or mate with a person like him.
He identifies himself as a real man
But, being and acting like one he is truly less than,
There are countless things he is terrified of and by
When he confronts them he runs away and will cry.
He is truly terrified by many things
Disney, rainbows, electric cars, science and the knowledge it brings,
He is also scared of independent women and drag queens
And he's also afraid of books and of all vaccines.
He is also terrified of all strangers as well
So, he carries a gun wherever he does go or dwell
And whenever he sees a stranger heading his way on the street
He turns and run, so that they will never meet.
In his house he keeps a gun cleaned and in every room
He's always expecting his very doom,
And at night when he lays his head down to pray
He sends his prayers to the NRA.
He can usually be found driving a big truck
Usually with offensive stickers that says peace lovers suck,
That is why this HomoRedNeckien with woman is not matched
So, on his truck bed, artificial balls are attached.

Randy L. McClave