A Man And His Boat Poem by debbie gregory

What is it about a man and his boat
that makes a wife feel so remote

What is it about a man and his boat
that makes a man get up his goat

Mines bigger mines better mines got more than yours
mines wider mines longer mines never on shore

I have this and i have that an i need it so bad
if i dont let him have he'll drive me mad

If the attention he gave to me
the happiest wife i would be

A love affair i could handle
the house broken into by a vandle

The car smashed up on the way to work
or if i had married a jerk

These things i could fight
but with all my might
What do you do with a man and his boat

you just sit there and listen to what he wants
and take down a note....