archie langford

A Sad, Mad And Bad Poem

I stood alone in San Antone
Sadder than a dog who`d lost his bone,
¬cause my best girl, she`d walked out on me.
I was feeling sick `cause of this chick,
There was nowhere for me to put my head
And I`m telling you that`s deal catastrophe.

On the sidewalk wide I sat and cried,
And contemplated suicide,
`cause that sweet girl I loved so,
Then a broad went by with her head held high,
Her skirt was split a mile above her thigh
And very quickly I forgot dear Flo.

She said, “ Hello my dear my apartments near,
Wont come with me and have a nice cold beer”.
`twas offer that I really couldn`t resist
I had three or four, maybe more
Perhaps I even had a score,
I ended up a bit Mozart an Liszt.

She said, “Righto Jack let`s hit the sack,
I want somebody to scratch my back
I followed her, I was cock-a-hoop,
She removed her scants, I took off my pants,
But now the poor girl raves and rants,
Because I had a touch of brewers droop.

I stood alone in San Antone
I was frozen to the bone.
She kept my clothes when she through me out the door,
I was feeling sick `cause of this chick
And now I`ve ended up in the nick,
And I`m a bloody site worse off than before.
Than before, than before, I`m so much worse off than I was before.

Poem Submitted: Thursday, September 28, 2006
Poem Edited: Saturday, September 25, 2010

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  • Brian JaniBrian Jani (5/6/2014 2:59:00 AM)

    sad and mad...and this is a good poem

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  • Bob Frost (5/20/2007 10:31:00 PM)

    .........bad one Archie.......a real groaner

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  • Marilyn LottMarilyn Lott (5/18/2007 1:22:00 PM)

    Wonderful funny poem Archie! I still have tears in my eyes - oh my, your poems are a great find! Loved it!

    Marilyn

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  • Leria HawkinsLeria Hawkins (9/28/2006 11:28:00 AM)

    Too funny! ! I loved it. I always enjoy a mid-day chuckle! Keep up the good work.

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  • John Tiong ChunghooJohn Tiong Chunghoo (9/28/2006 9:15:00 AM)

    this is an excellent funny poem. keep it up archie.

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