Abort The Brat Poem by Ramona Thompson

Dark rewrite of the Ramone's Beat On the Brat

Abort the brat
Abort the brat
I'm gonna abort this brat with this here baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh oh

Abort the brat
Abort the brat
I'm gonna abort this brat with this here baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh oh
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh oh

'Cause it's the only thing I know to do
Yeah, 'cause it's the only thing I know to do
This late in the game
To keep all this gross pregnancy weight from breaking my back
Yeah, this little monster I just wanna lose
'Cause this is the only thing I know to do
I gotta
I just gotta
Do what I gotta do to

Abort this brat
Abort this brat
Abort this brat with this here baseball bat
Yeah, oh yeah, oh oh oh
Oh yeah

2009 Ramona Thompson