About Myself Poem by Randy McClave

About myself I'm going to brag
For one thing I don't argue and I never nag,
I also keep every promise that I ever made
And also I am saved.
I never lie or cheat or steal
Ask me anything and the truth I will reveal,
And if I give you my word it's as good as gold
And I can never be bought or sold.
Of no one am I ever ashamed
Even if by others they have been ridiculed or blamed,
I am better than no one and no one is better than me
We are all equal from what I see.
I never curse and I never ever swear
And every-night unto God I always say a prayer,
I am very courteous and literary
I even own a dictionary.
If I'm asked a favor I'll help out the best that I can
No matter of the race, color or if they're a woman or man,
And if they're a different religion or belief
I will still do my very best to help and give them relief.
A woman I will never mentally or physically abuse
Because, my sisters and mother had worn the same shoes,
I treat every woman I know or meet with the highest respect
And I believe all women every man should always protect.
Unto all animals I am also very caring and kind
That is another perk on how I was designed,
This is of course my very own and personal boast
And unto God and my parents I give them a toast.

Randy L. McClave