Accomplished Splitting In Two 6.27.2008 Poem by Margaret Alice

I have accomplished splitting in two,
I have to turn my head and look from
various ‘viewpoints’ in order to focus,
from each spot I see a different view,
they are all valid even if some are skew,
I’m like that bull described by Pratchett

Who thought he was two and turned his
head so each bull got a chance to look
from one eye; that’s me nowadays
I swivel my head all the time to get
perspective on letters who insist on
jumping about; the Troll Interpol sent

Such a nasty-looking document I cannot
read without gyrating my head from side
to side, another proof for my conspiracy
theory: evil forces out there is driving me
insane…