Advise For Guilty Poem by Ima Ryma

Oft times for money or for love
There comes a crime that you commit.
And on each hand you wear a glove
Belonging to you that do fit,
So as not to leave fingerprints
That cause legal fingers to point
At you as guilty evidence,
That likely lands you in the joint.
But as was learned in O.J.'s trial,
You'll have a better chance if you
Be sure to wear glove of a style
Unfitting for the crime you do.

So wear a glove that does not fit,
So if caught, jury could acquit.