Stephen (Steve) Howard

Gold Star - 8,669 Points (1948 / North Carolina. USA)

Alleasyum - Poem by Stephen (Steve) Howard

Alleasyum, Alleasyum,
I sure do wish I had me some.

It takes the cake, it cleans the pool,
it keeps your moustache looking cool,
it sends the dropout back to school.

It picks your nose, it sorts your mail,
it puts the wind back in your sail,
it even dusts the dusty trail.

It beats the band, reduces sludge,
it bakes a fairly decent fudge,
it hardly ever holds a grudge.

It shines your shoes, unsticks the stuck,
it fixes flats on car or truck,
it grows hair on a rubber duck.

It calms the nerve, it dries the tear,
it blows the wax out of your ear,
it makes your cat abstain from beer.

Alleasyum, Alleasyum,
I sure do wish I had me some.

Topic(s) of this poem: humorous

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, May 3, 2018

Poem Edited: Thursday, June 20, 2019

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