An Irrepressible Official [rev.] Poem by Margaret Alice Second

Liaising with Goblins, Free Knight Lancers and
giving Eldritch advice the official arranged for a
quotation from the Spectre to do a Pique-Nique
Transformation; this officious and over-zealous
official arranged a musical note collection from
the Hunting Jaguar for the Deepset In Despair
Department, and gamely sent A Sorcery Sheet

To Mr Domino of Torino from Toronto Diggings
Department, the [teeth-gnashing and generally
bashing] official also arranged for a Sign Doddle
at the request of Mr Jaccato of the Department
of Calciferous Communications, the [now openly
detested] official sent Mr Domino’s Didgeridoo
and Sorcery Sheet to Mr Mohair of the Unit for

Negligent Homicidal Nubian Newts, the [to be
stoned and crucified upside down] official got
Nibble-Fibbly Tricolours for State of Ratified &
Riddled Nation Address, the [irritating, & to be
maimed] official decreed Abibi Shimmer, Safiir
from Safaarah, gallivanting in Malawia, could
not send a Scribble for the Lady Jamiilah

Then the obfuscating official arranged a quotation
modifying Faraansa for Indigenous Synchronicity
Minty Group - the unremitting official, undeterred
by maleficent glare, sent requests for Kulmekka
insubordination to the PotAndPanSAL Formation
and the Capettan Troupe at the request of Mme
Pompadour - the irrepressible official assisted a

Member of public with correct Incantation spells -
now the incorrigible official is preparing to stop
being assiduous & to brew Klatchian coffee to
wake up from these officially induced dreams…