And They Say Size Doesn’t Matter! Poem by Dónall Dempsey

You sit
upon

an enormous
phallus

smiling at
Cerne Abbas

delighted with
your self

sitting on top
of the tip of the top

of the great
chalk giant’s c*ck

Looking so pleased
with your self

(and they say
size doesn’t matter)

“Take a photograph
Quick! ”
you scream.

“Go back...go back! ”

I back off
quite a bit



before I can get
all of it in.

You on top
of that hill

on top
of an ancient giant’s
Neolithic manhood

carved into the chalk

with that stupid grin
only I know you’re grinning.