Annual Physical Poem by Donal Mahoney

You go to the doctor
at 21, no problems.
Maybe a flu shot.
That's it.

You go to him
at 40, and you
need a pill or two
and he says
watch your weight.

You go to him
at 60, and you're
now a fixer-upper.
You need more pills,
he says, and
watch your weight.

You go to him
at 70, and he finds
plumbing problems
and asks questions
to verify that all
your lights are on.
Doesn't mention
your weight.

You go to him
at 80, and he says
you're doing well,
all things considered,
but it wouldn't hurt
to put your affairs
in order.

You tell him
you can't remember
any affairs but he
can ask your wife.
She's still raising hell
about someone
named Mildred,
if that was her name.