Apologies To Shelley A Travesty Poem by Steve Howard

Boofalootabiffutus.
Far greater was he,
than the rest of the lot of us.
Boofalootabiffitus.
His empire stretched both far and wide.
So wide it only had one side.
Boofalootabiffitus.
Yet his empire was covered by the wind and the sand.
The legend is lost, no plaques or monuments stand.
Oh what a great loss, and what a great shame,
but who in the world could remember that name?
Boofalootabiffitus,
Boofalootabiffitus.