Auditory Emotions Poem by Eli MorenoDrew

My ears and memory
are the encyclopedia to the sounds you make.
The grunts, moans, laughs, and sighs are all listed
In alphabetical order starting from
Adorable Affirmation – Zealous Yelling
All with complete descriptions and meanings.
Recorded and written by yours truly
Who has a Bachelor’s Degree in relationships
with an emphasis on auditory emotions.
Through extensive research and 7 months experience
I can successfully distinguish a
Tired Sigh, and a Sad Sigh
And assess the validity of each by
The innocent lie you tell afterwards,
And then know whether or not I should do
something about it.