Bshe Was Great (Until) Or How To (Ditch) A Guy Poem by Barry A. Lanier

She sure was
a looker,
And so great,
In bed
Somewhere
Long' the way
Something musta'
Went to her head
Then she walked
The mall
No bra, while
Counting cheers
Right about before
The end
Of our very
First year
All of the
Tupperware parties
Parties even
Painting toes
But then
She went punk
Three rings
Through the nose
Then sold my
Favorite
Fishing rod then
Bass boat
Her garage sale
My singing fish
And shotgun and
This ain't no tale
Lasted only about
As long
As my last pair
Of socks
Saying all
The goodbyes
And changing
The locks
Divvying up cats
Then the dogs
Then the beer
Honey don't
Let the door
Hit you in
The rear!